I'm writing in between working with the electrician this morning to figure out why the house is so f*cked up. It turns out none of our smoke detectors are wired into the electrical system, our fuses are too small for our current, and the wiring in the ceiling is unsafe. All before breakfast! So I'm trying to help and trying to write and trying not to scream imprecations at the builder, who isn't even here but screw it, it would make me feel better. I'm going to post today, I swear, hopefully before noon my time, but I can't be sure.