Notes: Time to wake up and smell the consequences!
Title: Quaint Escapes for Traitorous Bastards: Ch. 18 Pt. 1
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Chapter Eighteen, Part One
Photo by Joshua Bayliss
Unsettling
“…blic! Master Emblic!”
Hiram’s sense of hearing came back to him ungently and all at once. Right after that, he was treated to the return of his other senses, none of which were registering anything very pleasant.
Especially his sense of touch.
He groaned at the rising intensity of the pain in his back, made worse for the fact that he’d apparently been lying on the floor all night. His mouth tasted of bile, his head ached fiercely, and as he tentatively rolled out his neck, his hair made a crinkling, crackling sound against the wood, like it had been frozen and never thawed.
Blood. You’re covered in your own dried blood, fool.
The last events Hiram remembered flooded into his mind, and he forced his eyes open with a wince at the brightness of the morning sunshine pouring in through the window next to his bed. He stared up at the tearful face right above his for a moment, then forced out, “L’tty? What’re yuh doin’ here?”
“What am I doing here?” his protégé demanded in a high-pitched voice. “You said you’d come to see me off! We waited for more than half an hour! I had to beg Mistress Michelson to let me double back and make sure you were all right before—”
Hiram blanked the rest of her complaint out as the first half registered. Oh damn. She was supposed to be leaving today, of course. And now she’d seen him, was worried for him, might delay things for him. Hiram couldn’t be the reason Letty was held back. He tried to press up onto one arm, but fell back with a grimace. “Go on,” he said roughly. “I’m all right, I swear. Just…” He smiled weakly. “Had a bit of a fall.”
Letty stared at him, the tears in her eyes contrasting to the furious expression on her face. “Do you think I’m an idiot?” she exclaimed, and Hiram’s head reverberated with pain at the sheer volume of her accusation. “These wounds aren’t from a fall, you were beaten. I would know! And Mistress Michelson isn’t going to let the Thread go anywhere without me. She’s—she came, she’s downstairs, hang on—”
“No, wait—” Hiram tried to stop her, but Letty had already vanished down the stairs, calling out for her new mistress in a panic.
Well. Shit. All right. He glanced at the faint glyph he’d carved at the top of the banister and grimaced. It was completely dead; there was nothing to prevent anyone from coming up here and rummaging around except his own presence. He glanced toward the chest at the foot of his bed and sighed. There were too many valuable—and dangerous—things up here to allow anyone who might stop by to rummage through if he let himself be chivvied elsewhere.
Admit it, Xerome. You need help. But given that he felt like the rough side of a sphinx’s tongue right now, Hiram figured his best bet was to stay and quietly ask for help in-house. If Granth tried to come back…well, hopefully it wouldn’t come to that.
Hiram breathed deep for a moment, then reached out with his good arm, grabbed the edge of the end post of the banister, and pulled himself into a sitting position. The change left him feeling uncomfortably nauseous, and he waited for it to quell for a moment before continuing to try and get to his feet.
Ha, no. Nope. Not happening. His head spun too severely the moment he tried to stand. You’re concussed, old man, he chided himself. A broken old fool. Gods, he should have laid in more precautions, should have charged more items ahead of time to give him an edge in case of an attack. He wasn’t in his twenties anymore, damn it; he didn’t move like a young man.
Hiram, intensely grateful that no one was there to see him, dragged himself across the shining wooden floor to the edge of the bed, which felt like a major accomplishment. He leaned his good side against it and contemplated the next step—getting up onto it.
“Master Emblic!”
Ah, hells. Too late.
“You shouldn’t be moving around,” Letty scolded as she rejoined him, her hands fluttering like birds as she tried to determine the safest place to touch him. Stumping up the stairs after her was Mistress Michelson, the slight irritation on her face giving way to alarm as she caught sight of him.
“Hells hounds,” the Guide said as she crouched down, her keen eyes roving over his body. “I thought the girl was exaggerating, but if anything she undersold the damage done. We need to get you to a healer, Master Emblic.”
“No, no,” he managed through gritted teeth. Gods, his head was pounding. “It’s not that bad.”
“It looks terrible, from where I’m sitting. Your head alone…and what’s wrong with your back?”
Hiram smiled weakly. “Took a poker at a bad angle.”
“A poker?” Letty’s hands flew to cover her mouth as her face drained of color. “Did Pa come here?”
Oh, shit. “I couldn’t see who it was,” Hiram tried to dissemble, but Letty wasn’t having it.
“He did, didn’t he? He always—the poker, it was his favorite, he called it better than a switch and more memorable than a hand, he—when he didn’t show up this morning at the square I thought he was still sleeping off a drunk, not that he’d come and—Hiram!” She burst into tears.
“None of that!” Mistress Michelson said before Letty could truly lose the dregs of her composure. “Time to keep a straight head about you, girl. Ride my horse back to town and get a healer out here, now.”
“Truly, there’s no need,” Hiram tried. He had a rare tincture in his bag that would handle the worst of the wounds, if he could only have a moment’s privacy. “I just need some rest.”
Mistress Michelson scoffed. “You need a damn miracle, man. Letty, go.” Letty responded to the command, clomping back down the stairs with a quickness. When the door slammed shut again, Hiram sighed.
So much for keeping this whole mess a secret.
Mistress Michelson seemed to follow his mental meanderings. “Not much of a chance that this wasn’t going to get out anyway,” she said briskly. “Not with everyone in the entirety of Lollop on tenterhooks waiting to see how the patriarch of that family was going to react to the loss of them all. I heard everything from apoplexy to a suicide charge to trying to burn the mayor’s house down.” She shook her head. “Not the sanest of men, I take it.”
“Not even close,” Hiram whispered.
“Mm. Good that they left him, then.” She glanced over at the banister. “Good he’s not here.” She got to her feet, and every nerve in Hiram’s body stood on end for a moment as he waited for her to make her next move. Would she reenergize the glyph and accidentally send herself out into the road? Do some sort of analysis on it that informed her of more than she ought to know about his magic? Take advantage of his incapacity to interrogate him further?
In the end, all she did was wipe her hand over the wood, then brush a few shavings off her palm onto the floor. The banister itself was perfectly blank when she moved away from it. “No one’s business,” she muttered, then turned back to Hiram. “Right, let’s get you more comfortable then if you’re not going to be sensible about leaving.” Since you’ve already taken care of the problem, Hiram heard, and grinned weakly at the stocky woman.
By the time they heard the racket of people—multiple people, unfortunately—arriving outside, Hiram had been helped out of his boots and bloody outerclothes, and Mistress Michelson “just say Wynne, damn it” had used up every rag he had taking care of the mess on his face and in his hair and, embarrassingly, helping him use the chamber pot.
Tilda was the first one up the stairs, and the sound she made when she saw him was wrenching. She came over to the bed, sat down beside him, and put a careful arm around his shoulders as she leaned into him. “Oh Hiram, my dear, oh no,” she said, her voice thick with tears. “What did that bastard do to you?”
“Nothing I couldn’t take,” he replied. He was happy to see her, but unable to relax. “Who else…”
“Ah.” Tilda dabbed at the corners of her eyes with the hem of her sleeve. “Letty, of course, she wouldn’t be left back in town. Filian, the Healer of Bayd. And…Uriel is here too.”
The mayor? Why the hell had he bothered to come? And where was…
Hiram cleared his throat. “I don’t suppose Master Surrus was around this morning?” he asked quietly.
She shook her head. “I’m afraid not,” she said. “But I’m sure he’d come in an instant if he knew what you’re going through.” Their courtship was a rather open secret, at this point. “Do you want me to bring him here?”
Hiram did, actually. More than anything right now, he wanted the comfort of Avery’s presence. For once, he wasn’t afraid of being too much, of showing a part of himself that a lover wouldn’t want to see. Avery had already shepherded him through an illness that could have killed him; he’d seen Hiram weak, and he hadn’t taken advantage of him or turned away from him.
But Avery had more important things to think about right now. He was probably worried sick over the geis that had been laid on him. Maybe he was being compelled to go to the Tower right now, even. The thought gave Hiram a chill.
I’ve got to heal up, fast. “No, that’s all right,” Hiram said. “Let’s see about healing me some first, hmm?”
Tilda pressed her lips into a thin, hard line as she cast a gimlet gaze toward the stairs. “Let us indeed.”


