The Desolation of Christmas!!!

Out In Colorado Christmas Blog Hop

It's blog hop time!  The Colorado M/M authors group is hopping all over the place, and I'm number five on the list.  We're all supposed to write a post on something appropriate for the holidays, and at the end of the hop one lucky commenter will win a $50 gift certificate to Amazon (check out the link just below Marie Sexton's lovely graphic overhead for links to other posts).

***PS, if you're here looking for the next post for The Academy, it'll be up later today, I promise.  Just roll with this.***

Of our author's group, the culinarily competent might share a recipe, while the busy bee might talk about an upcoming release.  Where is my heart, though?  Well, to be frank, it's still all wrapped up in The Hobbit, so that's the post you're getting.  It's time for tidings of Christmas cheer through the lens of The Desolation of Smaug.  No spoilers, just...lamentations.

Show yourself...thief!  I mean, guest!

How does our hapless holiday begin?  First, let's set the scene.  Are you in one of those families that has more branches than a tree, and every single one of them wants to host you this year?  And no matter who you give in to, someone else is going to be mortally offended that you didn't pick them?

What do you mean, you won't be here?!?

It doesn't matter if you swear to be with them next year, because this year was the year they wanted you, and why didn't you buy airfare before it was so expensive, and don't you know this is the last year they could have had you there because next year they'll have to kowtow to the other side of their own family?  For fuck's sake.  Whatever, they didn't want you there anyway.

And then the people you end up going to stay with have a million things to do, and you're not comfortable watching their baby by yourself but half the reason for inviting you over was to get the free childcare, for the love of Gandalf.  There are in-laws you don't know and you don't have a car, so you can't escape this bleak little corner of suburbia, and because you're relatively young and spry by comparison to all the other guests, you get the air mattress that slowly deflates overnight as your bed.

You'll sleep there and like it, worm.

You persevere and make it through Christmas Eve and on to the day itself.  Aww, remember when Christmas Day used to be an occasion of pure joy?  All you had to do was wake your parents up early, work your way through your personal pile of gifts, then settle into a happy haze of breakfast and utter preoccupation with your new swag.

Pretties for me!

Only now you're worried that your gifts won't be up to snuff, that the kids won't like them and your siblings will roll their eyes and your parents will remark, yet again, on how if you had a real job you might have been able to afford something nice.  And by the way, your airfare was their Christmas gift to you.  Now get your gratitude on, wench, because the day has just begun and you've got face to save.

It's not worth it...but I can't refuse!

And then, at the end, when you're ready to head home after a devastating three days in the company of people you've forgotten how to deal with, you check your flight info the morning of your deliverance and discover...YOUR FLIGHT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!  SUCK IT, BITCHES!!!

How is this my life? 

Because of course it's all going to go wrong at the ending, this is Peter Jackson directing your Christmas, he doesn't care if you want a nice, concrete resolution.  Instead you get to watch your resolution fly off toward Lake Town, carrying all your solace and hope off with it for ANOTHER FREAKING YEAR!  Because God forbid Peter Jackson makes things easy on you.

I seem to have gotten off-track.  *ahem*  Actually, my Christmas is going to consist of me and my husband alone, at home, gifting, eating and spending time together.  Ideal, really.  I just have to get over how bloody frustrated I am with the ending of this year's installment of The Hobbit.  I would never leave you guys in limbo for a damn YEAR when it comes to an ending, and I'll prove it.

There and back...wait, no, that's taken...

So, here's the deal for our Out In Colorado group blog hop.  Leave a comment on my post (or any of the others, there's a link at the top of the post that lists them all) and you're entered to win the big gift certificate.  Some individual blogs are giving out their own Christmas gift, though, so check each post to see if there could be something in it for you.  Here's the link to yesterday's post, courtesy of A.J. Marcus: http://ajmarcus.com/blog/

But what about me?  What am I giving away?  Well, here's my thought.  Leave a nice comment on my blog, and on the day the blog hop ends (the 22nd) I'll pick one person here and offer them: a) a $10 gift certificate to Amazon, because you can never have too many of those, or b) a vignette follow-up to any story of mine I've ever written, ever.  Has an ending left you unsatisfied?  Do you wish you knew what happened next?  I will write a new scene (can't guarantee length) about life in the HEA, or wherever I left that particular story.  Any couple, any work.  Because we all deserve Christmas closure, damn it.

And keep following along!  The blog hop doesn't end with me.  Tomorrow's post will be courtesy of Carter Quinn, who incidentally just placed highly in the Rainbow Awards with his book Out of the Blackness:  http://carterquinnbooks.com/

Goodreads M/M Romance Awards

Hi guys!

This is the first in a series of small posts that all have to do with things I was hoping would happen at the same time, but didn't.  Stupid Literotica waiting queue.  Anyway!

Voting is finally open for the Goodreads M/M Romance Group's member choice awards.  I don't think you have to be a member to vote, but I could be wrong.  My novel Changing Worlds is nominated in two categories: Best World Created and Best Sci-Fi/Futuristic/Post Apocalyptic, and a short story of mine called Having A Ball is in the anthology Animal Magentism, which is a nominee in the same category.  I would love your support!  Here's the link: http://bit.ly/VG75k6

Let's see...I'm running a very easy contest on Monday for my new release that comes out that same day, so remember to visit me then.  And more Paradise is coming, so look for that soon as well.  And...jeez, didn't I say this would be a small post?  Woman, rein yourself in!

Happy Saturday:)


And oh, PS-what did I go and see this morning?

 

 

And it was awesome!  Very visually exciting, funny in places, and with more detail than I'd expected, although since there are going to be 3 movies I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.  Anyway.  So good.  A lovely way to spend 3 hours of my life.  I can't say that about all the movies I go to see.